A New and More Dangerous Hair Treatment

So the past week has been a little rainy and because I like the way the rain makes my hair a little wavy I have been going to school sans umbrella. And yes, I know that's vain. I've also noticed that my hair has been thinning and my drains are clogging at a faster than usual rate.

I mentioned this to my co-teacher, who responded in-an-oh-so-calm voice, "I noticed you don't use umbrellas, this is bad for your hair because the acid rain eats into your head". I had hard time responding to this without letting a note of extreme panic slip into my voice, "My hair is falling out because acid rain is eating into my scalp!!!" Jerry smiled and informed me that, "It's no big deal Andie, your hair will grow back, but maybe you should use an umbrella from now on."

I'm this close to gluing an umbrella to my hand.